I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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