I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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