I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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