oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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