Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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