I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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