It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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