Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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