You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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