Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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