Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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