i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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