How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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