Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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