My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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