she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
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Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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