just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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