Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My cat gives me a boner
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
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wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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