my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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