Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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