I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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