oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I want to fling myself into the sun