Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
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Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation