Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think my mom watched the whole time
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!