Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead