paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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