Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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