you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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