Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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