Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
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you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
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I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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