Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
