you're like a bully in the Christmas story
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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