First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
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I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
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We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
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