there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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