He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
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Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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