ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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