he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
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There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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