my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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