Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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