I hate your face
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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