And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Couch. On fire.
Randomize
