Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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