Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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