chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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