I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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