yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Randomize
