i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
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Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
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Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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