Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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