Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
The adults are the big ones right?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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