i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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