I'm sorry my penis didn't work
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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