If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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