he puts the penis in happiness.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
Randomize
