the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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